Trend: Spongebob Squarepants & Patrick the starfish quotable quotes

Who could have thought that cartoon characters Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick the Starfish would say something very sensible and encouraging words of wisdom. We always see them as the funny and shallow creatures from the Bikini Bottom. :) Spongebob is my favorite cartoon show aside from Family guy and Rugrats. I adore Patrick the starfish more than Spongebob because maybe because he is color pink (my favorite color!) and that i find him very funny whenever he gets mad at Spongebob by calling him "chubby"!

So as i have said, they have a lot of quotable quotes that say a lot about life. See below for the samples:


Spongebob Squarepants:


Love is handing someone a gun and letting it point to your head, believing that he won't pull the trigger. (I am not sure tho' if this was really spongebob's line in the episode "Valentine's day" coz when i watched that ep, i didn't hear him mentioned it.)


Well, it’s no secret that the BEST thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets. SECRETLY.


Patrick the Starfish:


knowledge cannot replace friendship. I'd rather be an idiot than lose you


Liar liar, plants for hire! (Funny one!)


it may be stupid, but it's also dumb


The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. (Say what???)

It's ok. Squidward will find love one day. But it will be someone his own size. Like this pickle!" My pickle started off life in a jar... and now it's in one again!

Remember: If you want to look fancy, raise your pinky!

Gary?.....I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!!!!!

You mean they're taking the thoughts we think we thought and making them thoughts we think we thought... I think.

Let not your heart walk away from you unless your mind grow legs and follow it

Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it is not the end.

It's okay to have no SHIRT than to have no SHORTS.

Just Do when I have problems...[Yells]...SCREEEEEAM!!!!!!!!!!!

Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are...

Like my mom always said: 'If you can't think of anything to say something nice about someone, don't blow your nose into your hand.

Sometimes we need to go deep inside to solve our problems..

When are you going to learn Spongebob, 'no' means 'yes'?

My "hellos" aren't just some tape recording that you can play and rewind over and over. They're special!

Maybe a story will cheer you up... Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Sandy:

Stupidity isn't a virus... but it sure is spreadin' like one!

Squidward Tentacles:

if i were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be ok.

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Wiieeeeee....

I hope you enjoy the post.:) If you know anymore quotable quotes from Spongebob , please feel free to suggest them okies. :)

Love love love!